youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

(via avis-meum)

AS A RULE:

  • person: hey remember that time in middle school when you--
  • me: no

avis-meum:

when people on television or in movies act like trying to figure out who someone is at a masquerade ball is really hard….

(via btrizzftw)

  • no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!